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The Many Ways to Kill Relena
Warnings: None. You did read the title didn't you?
Disclaimer: They belong to who they belong to.........and that's not me.
~ boil her in water
~ "accidentally" mail her to some strange island inhabited by cannibals
~ feed her to piranhas
~ rare tropical disease
~ shoot her........Heero.
~ convince her that you can bungee jump without the bungee
~ squish her with a Gundam
~ Throw her in front of rampaging elephants
~ " " " " " " rhinos
~ " " " " " " zebras
~ " " " " " " gazelle
~ " " " " " " buffalo
~ " " " " " " cows
~ " " " " " " ducks
~ feed her to lions
~ make her the crocodile hunter's assistant
~ send her into the sun
~ leave her in a sauna too long
~ leave her in a tanning booth too long (crispy!)
~ lock her in a room with Wufei and his trusty sword
~ show her a video of Heero and Duo together. ( afterwards she would commit suicide)
~ convince her that water and electricity do mix
~ throw her in freezing cold water, when her clothes shrink she will no longer be able to breathe
~owari~
G-girl~ Like I said, complete and total stupidity. But I thought some of you might be able to appreciate what went thru my head that day.