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The IM
Warning~ Um... ... ... Usagi and I kinda lost control of our IM one night... Please excuse any typos or weirdness, this is an IM conversation. I tried to clean it up as best I could but there might still be some oddities. Remember that this is an IM, so if something we say confuses you... don't worry about it. Definitely beware of bad language, and mature... well, mature probably isn't a good word, um... "adult" topics...
Disclaimer~ Do you seriously not know by know?! They aren't mine, no matter how much I hope and pray. I can; however, lay claim to Chase and myself, Usagi owns herself.
Note~ Usagi has been making me GW dolls, that's what she's talking about when this all starts... Also, My voice is the orange, Usagi's is the light blue. I think you can figure the rest out.
G-girl
Moon
Goddamit!!!!!!!!!!
>:P
that's the 3rd
time my computer has frozen today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry
you are sick
you can't
have my Hee-chan!!!!!!!!!!
nani
nani boo boo!!
Pocket
Bishónen! - Catch 'em all
and plus he's
hotter in JEANS
funfun
you
do have a point there
haha
that's
right
you're
sick, you DO NOT drool over QUATRE!!!!!
HEY!!!
:-P
::hysterical
laughter::
I
just told Yaoi-kun that 'he sucks.. ..literally"
hahahahaha
true!!!!!!!!!
but WHAT
does he suck?
oh wait
I know
that answer to that
ick
ewwww!!
::nosebleed::
hahahhahhahahah
hanaji!!!!!!!!!
::scrambles
around room looking for tissues::
what are you
doing?
hahahah
nothin'
i'm writing......
soooooooooooooooo
many stories
new adds,
D&L... ....
hmm...
updating?
hmmmm
maybe
::nods::
good
hm
well then
::squishes
Duo to chest::
::evil
grin::
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-P
::evil
laughter::
i hate
you
you are
EVIL
i
know.
die
::pouts
and clutches Duo tighter:: Duo will protect me from you
give!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::evil
grin::
meanie
ha-ha
please give him
to me
?????????????
i heard
your costume is kool
ok..
::tries to push Duo through computer screen:: uh.. not working
damn!
foiled
::laugh!::
find another way!
quickly
Heero
over heard and now he's anxious!!
::covers
Duo's ears:: Shhhhh!!!
he's gonna break
something!!!!!
ahhhhhh!!!
my
room!!!!!!
Duo~
What?!! Heero?! where!?
Heero stop!!!!
GOD
DAMN IT!!
oh no!!!!!!!!!
Heero
please put that down!!
::Duo
madly searches for heero::
::crash::
Dou~
Hee-koi?!
there goes my
lamp....
Heero~
Duo-kun?
::Dou
making room even *worse* mess::
Duo~
::looking up:: Hee-chan?
Heero~ is that
you?
Heero get
away from my computer!!
He's
taking over!
Duo~
::pressing face to screen:: Heero?!
Duo????
Duo!!
get your face off of the screen!! you'll get dusty!!
he changed the
color!!!!!!
::brief
struggle::
Duo? Are you there??
Hee-koi!!!
Duo!!
Help
me!!!
oh, i miss you
this
girl is crazy!!
i'll come get
you!
PLEASE!
as crazy as this
one?
she
keeps hugging me!!
Don't worry, I'm
coming
and then
I'll come again....
HURRY
HEE-KOI!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
don't
type those things on my computer!!!!!
::raises
eyebrow:: that's what you said last time.. ::smirk::
so you remember?
Duo,
look! naked Heero!!
i always keep my
promises....
::distracted::
wha?
I'm not naked!
don't
listen to her!!!
::pounces
on Duo:: MY COMPUTER!!
::sounds of a struggle::
Ha!!! I'm
stronger than the perfect soldier!!!!!!
mwahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
AH!!
get off me!! HEE-Ch..::muffle muffle::
jeeze
Damn girl
Duo!!!!!!!!!!
I'm
coming!!!!!
Get OFF
my computer!!!!!!!
::smirk::
he's.. tied up at the moment.. with out you...
bitch
jealous?
Heero don't use
my color!!!!!!!!
::muffle
muffle!!!::
get away from him
if you value your life...
GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!
bite
me.. oh wait.. never mind..
::scuffling::
Hmf!!
Now who's
tied up?
hahah
i won
::managing
to remove gag:: GO HEE-KOI!! no one can escape from Heero!! he's the bondage
king... believe me.. i know...
ick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo!
EW!!
i DON'T want to
know!
::Hands
Usagi a tissue::
you know it baby
::shoves
tissues up nose:: thanks...
Ahhhh~!
how did
you get untied???
EW!!
Duo!! stop humping the computer!! who do you think you are?! Brett's dog!
like he said, I'm
the bondage king!
god
you're disgusting!
this
would make a good fic.......
::nods::
::runs off with
pad and paper::
::laugh!::
now the computer
is mine!
oh no!
i'll just
save this IM
better
idea
::pulls
Duo off of computer::
Yaoi should read
this
::nods!::
DUO!!!
come back
!!!!!!
Get off
the computer!!!!!!!!!
HHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!
Relena? ::hides::
you
idiot!
::hysterical
laughter::
that was duo!
::pout::
don't you know
his voice?
::sniff
sniff:: where'd hee-chan go?
gomen...
...reflex...
Ai
shiteru Duo-kun
4ever
::cuddles
computer screen:: I love you too. Hee-koi
awwwwwwwwww
that's soooooooooo kawaii!!!!
Aw!!
::sniff sniff::
i
know!
I can't take it!!
not
they HAVE to be together
we must bring them together
ops..
now they have to be together
::nods::
agree
by all
means!!
quick!
drive up here now!
e-e-e-e-e-e-e-excellent..
everything's going according to plan
yeah
right.. i have no car.. Duo's broken
oh Duo, I can't
wait till I have you here and then I'll....
not
now!!!!!!!!!!!!
::pout::
Duo broke???
::nods
sadly::
but what will
Heero-the-car do???
I
dunno!! Hopefully he'll be fixed by Monday..
a heero is
without a duo???
that is
very bad..........
::nods::
calm down
I
know!! Duo-the-car is outside without front tires!!
He's naked???
::nods
sadly::
oh
yeah!
::grin::
oh no.... how did Heero-the-car get in here???
this is
MY time!!!
Get
out!!!
oh
boy.. this is getting out o' hand
::sounds of Heero-the-car
driving off to CT at high speeds::
Shit!!
now my
car is gone!
look what
you did Usagi!!!
Oh.
Dear. God..
It's
NOT my fault!!
that's right
yes it is
::raises
eyebrow::
Hmm..
::shrugs::
::pushing
Usagi aside:: Attache moi Hee-chan!!
OH GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!
I don't know how
much longer I can hold out!!!!??
::rolls
eyes::
maybe I
could help you out Hee-chan....
HOW
DO YOU THINK I FEEL!!!
0_0
i don't think so
damn!
0_0
well it was worth
the shot
DON'T
TOUCH HIM!!!
I won't !!!
:::glare::
you'd better not..
No one will ever touch
me but you, my baka
eep
this is scary...
::grin::
::nods::
It is sooooo
going on my web page!!
me
too!!
you
guys are sick
copy cat
LOOK
WHOSE TALKING!!
I'm sick with my
love for you Duo-koi
God!!!
since when are you such SAP Heero???
I loved
that movie.. you know.. that one with Sigourney Weaver
::grin::
if i saw it with
you, i don't remember what it was about
I
miss you too Hee-koi... and those leather thongs of yours
must have been
distracted
I have
one on right now.....
oh
god..............
::runs
off drooling::
hahahahaha
::raises
eyebrow:: I'm only wearing my silky boxers...
that will keep
her busy
no
you're not
::crying:: I
can't live like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shh!!
he
can't see me!
does that mean
you're not wearing anything?
::turns
back to Heero:: oh yeah Baby...
::grins::
you're
wearing those blue star PJ's Quatre gave you for Christmas
QUIET!!
Heero just lost
his shirt...........
damn he
is ripped!
0_0
0_0
almost as good as
Trowa
it's
getting hot in here
i think
it's you
Quatre~
I don't agree.. Trowa is much more defined
I also agree (Trowa)
Ha!!!
I got the
two hot ones!!!!!!!!!
::pushes
Quatre out of the room:: this is not for your innocent eyes!!
wait! Quatre
come
back!
but
I wanna see... Trowa?
TROWA!!
::glomps computer::
Barton get out of
my way!
oh
god..
DUO!
bring
Quatre back........
Yeah
Quatre!! This is my Heero time!!
Barton I was here
first
n-no!!
Trowa!!
you've
used up your time Yuy
Little
one? are you still there?
I
agree! It's our turn now!!
yes
love!
I love you so
much
Damnit
Trowa!!
um...?
could i please?
Damn
it Quatre!! We were just getting to the juicy part!! Heero took off his shirt!!
Shut up!!
GROW
UP DUO!!
Shut up!!
Duo?
are you
there?
i'm
taking more than my shirt off......
::pushing
Quatre aside::
oh
yeah.. take it all off
::melts into a
puddle on the floor::
::waves
a dollar in the air::
::hums music:
Hey!
that's my money!!
::stripping::
::drool::
::drool::
Heero no one
wants to see that!
I
DO!!!!!!!
YES
WE DO!!
::NOD
NOD::
::sticks
out tongue::
almost all
gone...........
keep
goin'!!!
Trowa!!
make him stop!!
only that leather
thong.....
dear god
oh
yeah!!
::pout::
I wanna see
Heero please put
your clothes back on
YOU
CAN'T!!
ohmygod
::drools::
He's
*mine*!! no one can see Hee-chan naked but me!!
Duo you have it
so good.......
::points
to G-girl:: She gets to see
should the thong
go too Du-koi???
::turning
red with rage::
:nods:
I'm
trying not to look!!!
but he's
sooooooooooooooo HOT!!!!!!!!
I'm
soooooooooooooo jealous Duo!!!!!!!
::whine::
Heero!! I thought *I* was the only one!!
Quatre!!!!!!!
::pout::
you are the only
one!
I don't
sleep with her
T-Trowa!!
::tries to push Duo away::
much to my
chagrin...
::humph::
Quatre.......
Trowa...
Quatre
Trowa
Quatre
Trowa
Chase~ CUT THAT
SHIT OUT!!!!!!!!
::rolls
eyes::
hey!!
that was CUTE!!
who the hell let
you in??????
yeah!
shut up Usagi
yeah!
Chase, leave
no way
Even
Chase gets to see your thong.. ::sniff sniff::
like i WANT to
then you
can leave
::raises
eyebrow::
why should I?
where's
the silly little Asian man??
have
you ever seen Angel Sanctuary?
did he get
stepped on or something?
no
there
was some brother sister incest in there
ICK
::hint
hint::
you're weird
EW!!
::shrug::
besides. I
thought you wanted him all for yourself?
he does
too many
voices ........
Well..
with Heero being so damn sexy.. I can't really blame everyone else
so you forgive
me?
::rocking
back and forth:: I agree
Bow-chicka-wow-wow!!
anyone see Woofy??
I'm bored
Little
one?
This is
still my time!!!!
Duo-koi,
lets have some cyber sex........
::sobbing::
Trowa
god no!!!
Hell
yeah!!
where's
your hand?
not on MY computer!!!!!!!!
NO!!
all over you
Cyber
sex? what's that?
where's your
mouth>
Mmmmm..
feels so sood..
please
stop/..................!!!!!!!
I'm
kissing your neck
stop it
Oh
my...
not in front of
Quatre!!!!!!
oh
Duo.......
Mmmmmmmm...
Heero...
OH GOD
STOP!!!!!!!
Usagi!!!!!!!?????????????!
help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo..........
I'm
trying!!
Ack!!!!!!
:covers
eyes:
:peeks
btw fingers:
that's
disgusting
Heero cut
it out
my
hands are- ::stops to look at Usagi who is passed out on the floor:: what's
wrong with her?
who taught you
how to do that anyway??????
::pokes
at Usagi:: I think from blood loss
::shrug::
oh well...
Um................:passes
out as Heero runs his hand over his chest:
that's
just wrong Heero
as
I was saying...
Quatre don't
look!!!
yes duo?
::sobbing
hysterically:: I-I can't!! Why can't I look away Trowa!?
don't worry
Little one, it'll all be over soon
:attacks
Heero::
My
hands are going down your chest
H-Hey!!
:sounds of
fighting:
GET
YOUR HANDS OFF *MY* HEERO!!
GO
TROWA!!
::regains consciousness
to see the 2 rolling around on the floor::
nice
...........
Don't
get involved Blondie!
::passes out
again::
I'll
go Zero system on you!!
oh
yeah?!
yeah!
geez........
Bring
it on!!!
stop it!
this is
stupid
::pounces
on Duo::
I need some popcorn
::sounds
of fighting::
Get off him
!!!!!!!!
Don't
touch my Quatre!!!!!1
I
am *too* sexually frustrated to put up with you Duo!!
usagi...................?
How
the HELL do you think I feel!!
Duo calm down
::fighting
stops::
let's
continue......
Sorry
Quatre...
I'm
sorry too Duo
Damn!
::snaps
head to computer screen::
my popcorn is
still popping
I'm
reaching for your thongs
Oh yes,.........
please
stop........
Quatre......?
Yeah
guys... you're out voted
Yes,
Love?
what are you
wearing right now?
OH NO!
DON'T YOU TWO START!!!!!!!!
::blush::
Uh... my blue Pj's
did..
did I do that right?
::huffs::
amateur
It's ok, we'll
work on it
::weak
smile::
Duo and I are
experts
I
love you...
I
bet you are...
i love you my
angel
Aw!!
::sniff
sniff:: I miss you
::sniff
sniff:: that's so sweet!!
If anyone sees
Wufei tell him that his weak ass could never stand against me!!!!!
Chase
that came out sounding really kinky....
::does
creepy eyebrow thing::
Keep
me out of this McKay (Wufei)
We could show
Trowa and Quatre how it's done......
Oooooh!
look who
showed up
your nose
isn't bleeding is it?
or are
you bleeding to death as we speak?
I
wanted to stay out of this, but *you* just challenged my honor
and
no..
someone save me
i love
how you picked purple Woofy
::hands
Wufei tissues box:: here you go...
I'm
going to kill you McKay...
Chang, if you
don't mind, I was busy
you just
try!!!!
could you
bring it upon yourself to kill a "weak onna"?
Please
come down Wufei.. I don't think that vain is supposed to stick out like that...
hhahhahhah
You
are not a woman...
mission
accomplished
oh
changed colors did you?
ashamed?
you..
you...
come on WuFei,
say it loud! you're gay and proud!!
::jaw
agape:: Wufei?!
oh wait , you
can't be gay because you tried to get ME into the sack the other
night...........
I
WILL
KILL
YOU!!
:hysterical
laughter:
you are
so funny WuFei
I
did *NOT*!!
Duo my hand is by
your belt......
Quatre
don't listen
Hurry
Heero.. Mmmmm
yes you did!!!!
I
wouldn't make something as repulsive as that thought up!
Usagi
this is getting out of hand......
but it's
funny
Smoking
a bit of Duo's "special cigarettes?"
Hey!!
How'd you know about those?!
Drugs
are bad
Wufei did you go
BACK to purple????????????
Yes..
you should do drugs Duo...and chase
excuse me?
I
hate you
no you don't
you want
my body
yes
I do
AH!!
that's why you tried to rape me
you
planed that!!
EWWW!!!
I
would never lower myself!!!
pick a color
little man!
you're
disrupting the flow
Why
would I got after you when Treize
0_0
uh..
i
mean..
I've had him
too..........you know
he's very
good
however
he said differently about you........
Duo?
*WHAT?!*
what are you
thinking?
you heard
me
about
your hand on my belt...
oh yes......
how could
i forget?
Trieze
said that *I* was his best!
::nods::
so..
it's not your
fault if you were born small Wufei......
:snicker:
I
am *not* small
not what I heard
::laugh!!::
it's not the size that counts.. it's how you use it
not what i SAW actually
QUTARE?!
It
was cold out!!!
I thought you
never saw that movie?
excuses
excuses.....
really?
this is
funny.....
Duo, my
hand seems to have wandered lower.......
you
are *so* dead McKay.. first you insult my honor, then my... performance.. and
now my manhood
hahahahahaha
try me
Chang!
Mmmm..
oh yeah Hee-chan.. I can feel it..
Ahhhhhhhhh! my little
bit of purity!
you're
lucky I can't strangle you through this computer!!
Quatre, I can't
wait to see you..........
who?
me?
I
know love, me too
no!!
that onna no baka!!
::sniff
sniff:: Treize called me his little dragon
Was that the
sound of your dignity flying out the window?
wanna
know what he called me?????????
you're
setting yourself up Wufei
she's right Wufei
::snicker::
you're
gunna be kicking yourself
::nod
nod::
what?!
just admit that
you want to fuck me Wufei....... you know you do
NO!!!
Chase!!!!
language!
lieing is
most dishonorable......
::suddenly
getting it:: oh!! the little Dragon comment... therefore Chase is able to, yet
again, make fun of Wufei's penis size
Duo..... I need
to see you!
:sighs:
hahaha
::turns
red::
Chase... ...
don't push him
I
want to see you too.. and your thong
what's he gonna
do?
::turning
even redder::
breathe on me?
I
think his head is going to explode..
that
would make a terrible mess
or attack me with
his microscopic penis?
IT'S
*NOT* MICROSCOPIC!!!!
better cover your
stuff Usagi..
Ah!!
mental picture!!
when he explodes
it is not going to be pretty
hentai
i
know!!
come on
don't you
have at least ONE good comeback?
I
swear to God Chase. .you *will* pay for this!!
yeah right
sure
God Duo,
you make me wanna.......
STOP
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre?
at
least *I'm* not easy.. unlike *you*
you still wearing
those PJ's?
::bats
eyelashes:: Yes Love?
umm...
no?
not easy, my dear
Wufei, Strategic
Easy
you're learning
::proud
smile::
if i was easy
wouldn't you have had your way the other night?
that's
what i thought
Duo, what
are you doing right now?
ick
I think
Wufei might have exploded
You
wish I would come on to you.. I'm most likely the only one on the colony you
haven't fucked
Please
don't swear
haven't fucked
and haven't wanted to, too small
I'm
running my nails down your back, waiting for you to take my shirt off
oh it's coming
off.
of
course, you would look
and
I'm not small
you showed me
that
night you tried to RAPE me!!
in
your wildest dreams maybe..
in my wildest
dreams you are not there........
besides,
any man would never be.. endowed enough to please you.. it's like throwing a hot
dog down a hallway
is
he saying that chase is.. uh.. ::blush:: well used?
Whoo hoo!!!!!!!!
a good
comeback!!!!!!!!!!
::smirk::
thank you
that's all I
wanted
Quatre..
just go sit over there and think of Trowa
I'm
grasping your tight ass...
no. stay Quatre
I
would *never* leave you Love
Aww!!
:smiles:
::smile::
very cute
are Chase
and Wufei done?
I
KNOW!!
i
don't know...
::looks
around::
Wufei?
I
don't see him anywhere....
I'm
still here
still wanna fuck
me?
Ug...
hahahaha
jk
god
don't be
so uptight
::smirk::
that's funny.. Trieze seems to like that trait in me
unlike
other people...
really now?
Heero..
can you help me get the oh so tight pants off?
Trieze LIKED that
trait
in case
you forgot you kinda killed him
well...
ONE of us has to be tight...
I'll always be
there to help you
::pout::
Mmmmm..
oh
yeah....
good job Wu,
killed the best fuck either of us ever had!
Chase,
Wufei.. please stop swearing
he used to buy me
presents too.........
I
know...
:sobs:
don't
listen to them
::power
walks out of the room::
hahahahhahaha
power
walking?
But
I *have* to... what if you say something and I miss it.. I would be too sad
::hysterical
laughter::
um....... then
censor your hearing
::blink
blink:: how?
Did Wu go off to
cry again?
um.....
I'm
un-braiding my hair..
I thought we
worked thru that in crisis counseling?
::from
outside:: I am NOT crying!!
you know what
that does to me.......
yeah
right!!!!!!!!!
::purr::
yes I do
I
thought I heard the phone ring
:makes a low
growling noise:
::purrs::
it's ok Wu,
remember? we cry through the pain
I
was *not* crying!!
what the hell are
you talking about???????/
Don't
worry.. I'm lost too...
there was some
sort of Grieve over Treize support group......
Crisis
center!
oh...
It was very hard
when I lost him........
Duo...........:moans:
::nods::
STOP!!!!!!!
I didn't
know what to do
Oh
yeah Heero... you know how I like it!! ::grunt::
Uh! Duo!
ICK!!!!!!!!!!!
MM!!
Heero!!
you're not even having
real sex!!
Then Wufei tried
to rape me!!!
do
you have to practice save sex while uh.. doing that Duo?
I
DID *NOT*!!
Quatre!
what?
YES YOU DID!!!!!!
GET
OVER IT!!
I
mean..
don't ask them
things like that
I
DIDN'T!!
the truth comes
out!
::confused::
never mind
you are
too innocent
Duo?
I
did not make any unwanted advance of *any* kind!!
this isn't as
good
::out
of breath:: yes.. Heero
I
think so too
then what do you
call handcuffing me to my bed and taking off your clothes???????????!!!!!!!!!
reconnaissance?
WHAT?!
I need to SEE you
I
did no such thing!
you did so!
::pout::
me too
hold on, I'm
going to come there
I
remember that night differently
::pout::
but it's too far...
in what do you
plan on driving!
Heero-the-car
is already halfway there!!!!
yeah..
do you now?
::nods::
k'so
I
believe *you're* the one who stole those handcuffs from your Brothers room
so what happened
Mr. Know-it-all???
did not!!!
yeah..
right
We weren't even
on the same continent as them!!!!!!
Oh?
then you must have planed the night in advance
And you were the
one with the cuffs!
no!!
you had the cuffs
Trowa?
The night would
have gone QUITE differently if I had planned it!!!!!!!!
yes love?
Oh
really?
yes
really!!!!!!!!
::blush::
what are *you* wearing?
whatever you want
me to be wearing.
hint hint
::thinks::
uhh...
not you too
please
help me..
duo?
yeah?
they're out of
control
can you
get here?
::nods::
::pout::
nope.. Duo-the-car is broken...
chik'so!!
::sniff
sniff:: I miss you!
can't defend
yourself?
i miss
you
Uh..
are you wearing those jeans without your shirt?
:nods:
defend
myself?! I have no reason to HAVE to defend myself!
:mouth drops
open: Shirtless Trowa......
::smile::
Mmm...
so you admit to
trying to rape me?!
No!!
I did no such thing!
I
have done nothing wrong!
Treize-sama would
never have allowed you to do what you did that night......
I
would never dishonor myself in such a way
excuse me?
you
heard me
Trowa?
dishonor yourself
by sleeping with a woman?
so you
are gay
not bi
No...
just with you
yes angel?
sleeping
with you is technically sleeping with all of the Oz officers in the galaxy
why
you...........
you've
been hanging out with me too much
that
was a good one Wufei
so you don't want
to sleep with all of the soldiers?
thats not
what i heard while i was one
would
you like it if I were to.. uh.. rub
you in jello!!
hey!!
sorry
yes!!!!!!!!
heeheeehee
no
Chase, I am not a slut.. like you
will you make a
Chase doll too?
sure
you learn well
grasshopper........
Yay!!!!!!!
::smirk::
one more good
comeback and I'll give you the ultimate compliment
::raises
eyebrow:: oh?
yup
I
miss you Heero!! and your thong!!
gotta be good
though
it
will be done
i miss you my
baka
go for it
::sniff
sniff::
::hands
Duo coffee::: Don't cry...
::eyes
light up::
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
don't
give him coffee!!!!!!!!
I
had no choice!!
you KNOW what
happens!!!!!!!!
He
was crying all over me!!
:sighs:
this is
going to be a long night
::whispers::
it was Decaff anyway..
ok then
well?
I
must wait for the appropriate moment
very good
do i need
to provoke you?
impatient
as always.. I guess that's why Treize always complained about your fake oragims
to me
is that the best
you can come up with?
oh
come on, that was a good one!
i never had to
fake for Treize
nope, try
again
oh?
Too bad Trieze had to fake for you
men can't fake
how come
you didn't know that?
Apparently
he can
He's
told me so...
you're trying too
hard
ug..
i know
just relax
Trowa
let it flow
Little
one?
uh..
what are you doing, right now?
thinking of you
the other
night.....
the
whipped cream.......
::big
puppy eyes:: really?!
Mmmmm...
of
course
:Heero
version of whining: Duo..........
Yes
Hee-chan?
i
can't stand this
Me
neither
::pout::
i
need to be near you.........
with
my hands..........
CENSOR!
::grin::
Wufei?
I
don't know why I'm still here...
yes?
what
were you thinking when you tried to rape me?
that
it would be like fucking Treize?
Why
do you keep bringing that up?!
me
neither
cause
i wanna know
why
would you try to do such a thing?
i
thought we were friends?
...
I was feeling left out.. I didn't want to be the only man in the universe you
hasn't seen you naked
poor
u
How
was that one?
that
was not detrimental to me
try
again
Nataku
give me strength
besides,
I'm only bringing up the time you TRIED to rape me
not
the time you DID
oh
wait you were drunk
you
probably don't remember
oooooooohhhhhhhhh..
that would explain why I would even IMAGINE of going near you.. lots and lots of
BEER
of
course!
i
set that one up
i
know
it
doesn't count
of
course...
keep
trying though
you're
getting closer
why
do you irritate me so?
because
it's fun
your
purple goes nice with my pink.......
it's
NOT purple!!
oh
no?
then
what is it?
It's
dark blue!
is
not
is
to
are
you color blind???
clearly
it is purple
Treize
imagined me while you were with him
DARK
BLUE!
no...
... he said I was 100 times better!
Purple!!!!!!!!!
oh?
explain why you guys always did it doggy style then
you
were just a replacement
blue
is what you used once before
no
how
would you know how we did it?
voyeur
::raises
eyebrow:: Trieze enjoyed it more that way
only
when he had to
I
have a video library that he left me in his will
he
could fuck properly with me
that's
just sick
and
you watch them all don't you?
"properly?"
apparently not..
no.
just for future blackmail
you
wouldn't know........
what
could you hold against me?
Oh
and Chase... what did you ever do with that little Sailor Venus teddy?
everyone
knows I slept with him!
why?
are
you interested?
would
you like to try it?
it
might fit you
Since
you're so SMALL!
I
'm sure everyone doesn't know of your "Venus love and beauty shock" maneuver
nope
that
was for Treize only
Yes..
I agree it might fit..since you're so FAT!
but
I'll show you if you like
might
wanna go on a diet chase
don't
go there girlfriend
i
weigh less than YOU
I
mean.. I can understand why you would want "love handles" but really
I
think not Chase...
Trieze
told me that you liked that sort of thing
but
to become so delusional!
good
try...
not
everyone can look like you Wu
here's
a song I think you should listen to..
sorry
bring
it!
Quatre,
if you would be so kind...
Quatre?!?!
Huh?
Oh... ::singing:: One eight hundred ninety five Jenny... One eight hundred ninety
five Jenny
very
creative.....
::hands
Quatre booklet of Cybersex::
thanks
::reading
booklet:: 0_0
Don't
teach him those things!!!!!!!
that's
my job
But
I want to make you happy...
Awwwwww!!
teaching
children the art of cybersex, really Wu, this is a new low
::singing::
1-800-95- JENNY..
I'd
rather he know what he's doing... unlike you
oh
i know what I'm doing Wufei
especially
when it comes to *these* kind of things.
want
a demonstration?
is
that what you're trying to get?
perv
Oh..
Quatre, my I have that back
uh..
sure
:waiting:
Oh
look at this.. ::hold up booklet:: written by Chase McKay...
you
wish
Super
slut
skank!
slut
Treize
told me about those maids outfits you would wear!
tramp
I've
only slept with two people in my life... how about you... you wait.. you don't
have enough fingers and toes to count.. Yuy.. would you help out you sister by
taking off your shoes
oh..
and Barton too
don't
be jealous Wu......
I
can help you if you want?
Oh..
I am not jealous.. *i* am proud not to be a slut
Besides,
I think you miss counted
oh?
Meiran,
and Trieze
If
i heard correctly Meiran never let you anywhere NEAR her
that
would be one
we
had to have, to consummate the marriage.. do you know what marriage is Chase?
of
course, does blowing Treize count as sex?
not
what I was told
never
consummated
yes
and
yes i know what marriage is
i
did that once actually, I was very drunk.....
And
whose the hentai now.. why would you know if I had sex with my WIFE or not!
word
gets around
that
doesn't count
not
anymore
Hm..
as do you
void
you
get around too much
call
it reconnaissance
Trowa..
make them stop
I
can't
What
ever makes you sleep at night
sorry
i
usually don't sleep
unlike
you...
I
wanna snuggle with you
can't
get any Wu?
that
would be nice
too
bad
cause
you can't even get into MY bed
what
does that say??!!
I
only have sex with those I love deeply..
I
have honor
that
hurt Wufei,
i
can't help the way I was raised......
poor
Chase!
thanx
you're
mean Wufie
:sniff
sniff:
Chase
stop milking it
but
it's true!
Oh,
like the things she has said hasn't been below the belt, and you don't see me
crying like a weakling
I'm
not crying Wufei
I'm
getting sympathy
Oh?
"::sniff sniff::"
I
was taught to manipulate emotions
Weak
woman who needs sex to feel validated
who
was the one crying about Treize earlier????/
I
don't NEED sex!
yes
you do
do
not
I
DARE you to go a week without it
Fine
try
to regain some of that honor
I
dare you to go a week dressed as a woman
or
else not deal
So
that is the importance of sex to you? I must dress in DRAG for you do to a
simple thing that all honorable people do?
i
want you to know what it feels like to have every male staring at your ass
and
not you
all
people do not abstain from sex
just
look at the people around you
but
that's different... Yuy and Maxwell.. as Trowa and Quatre care for each other
true
AND
they knew each other for more than an hour before they did it!
are
you saying I have never been in love?
i
knew everyone I slept with!
i
can't help it if I'm more popular than you!
i
must be a better lay
Actually
Wufei.. Trowa and I were.. uh together the same episode that we met ::blush::
ha
see?
::throws
hands in the air::
Duo
and I were the next day.....
I'm
too tired to deal with all of you!
usagi?
are
you still there?
::*yawn*::
yeah...
they're
scaring me
::nods::
just ignore them...
ok
::grin::
I remember that Hee-chan
hehe
You shot me
twice
I
knew I loved you from the first time I saw you.. I was aiming a Relena
i
know
somethin'
was wrong with the gun
:nods:
can
we pick this up later.. i gotta do the dishes and go to bed
k
this
was fun
::*yawn*::
yeah...
heehee
ttyl
I
gotta take a cold shower
ja
ne
hahaha
Good
night!
night
don't
forget to send this to me!
bye!
Damn! That's long! I hope you enjoyed out bout of stupidity... ...
Comments? Anyone? Did you all run away?