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Relena got run over by a Reindeer
Warning~ Severe Relena bashing!! And a little Christmas fun!! Yaoi implications too (of course)
Disclaimer~ None of the characters or other things associated with Gundam Wing are mine, but if someone was to but them for me for X-mas... ... ...
Sung by: Duo.
Chorus~ Relena got run over by a reindeer!
Walking home from our house Christmas eve!!
You may say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Heero, we believe!
We force fed her so much eggnog.
Relena drunk is such a sight!
She ran around the house in nothing!
Then we sent that drunken bitch into the night!
Chorus
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoof-prints on her forehead.
And the runner from a sled right thru her back!
Now we're all so proud of Santa.
I guess he got my letter in the mail.
We're all dancing 'round the table,
And imagining the sound of Relena's wail!!
Now it's Christmas without Relena,
And I'm still dressed in black,
And we all can't help but wonder,
Should we open up her gifts, or blow them up?!
BLOW THEM UP!!
Chorus
Now the Sanq is on the table,
And no one seems to want it.
And the man with the bird mask,
Has denied any relation to the freak that was it's ruler.
Now I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch out, if you're smart!
You should never stalk a pilot,
Who carries a gun and sleeps with death!!
Chorus
Well... ...????? Did you like???? I actually wrote that last Christmas, but I didn't have a site then so... I thought it was funny, I wrote it during a really boring class if I remember correctly. 11/27/01